thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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