I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
