I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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