remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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