Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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