I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I would ride that face into the sunset
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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