Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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