Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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