: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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