"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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