quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i think im in europe. pls send help
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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