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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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