I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she pinky promised me she was 18
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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