I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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