He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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