im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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