just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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