god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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