Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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