shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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It's just like the Real World with babies
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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