I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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