I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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