mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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