I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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