I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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