so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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