My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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