Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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