WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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