my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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