i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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