and you said cock pushups were impossible
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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