oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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