Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
