end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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