I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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