I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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