I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Panties = found
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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