She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
