Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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