i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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