Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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