Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
the liver wants what the liver wants
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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