Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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