gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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