Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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