theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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