Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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