Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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