if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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