that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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