We're facebook friends in real life
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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