Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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